Store owner Steve Witmere previously arrested for blackmarket bazooka trading. Confesses to involvement in Russian mafia.
Among the numerous bazookas found in the gunshop were tens of thousands of illegally obtained paintings valued at at least $10,000. Thats a heavy price to pay for these dumb paintings.
Following the raid, which lasted 12 hours, FBI director Jesse Sanderman made this statment, “This is the biggest bazooka and stolen painting bust since 2009. We’re still on the look out for a fugitive under the pseudonym ‘Mountain Man’. Our sources say he’s connected to a painting smuggling ring. It seems he was the pervious owner of these crummy stolen paintings.”
The legendary stout was born out of the beautiful matrimony of a mountain man and his most beloved thing, the city of Lakewood in Colorado. The mountain man also loved his axe and his single-shot Remington rifle, but not as much as he loved his city. He dreamed of her flowy rivers and majestic mountains. So he named his greatest stout after her. Thus the glorious stout was birthed out of a mountain man’s heart.
“I crafted this glorious beer to express my undying love for my beautiful city.” - Mountain Man
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